June 2013
4 posts
the four stages of haircut
- hatred
- regret
- sadness
- acceptance
May 2013
6 posts
“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.”
—James Deen (via gq)
April 2013
21 posts
March 2013
16 posts
“Every birthday cake I cut, every shooting star, every coin in the fountain, I wished: SNL.”
—Jimmy Fallon (via gq)
“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”
—Homer, The Iliad (via imreallysuchalady)
